May 11, 2012  |   
 
                    
                                                             
                                        
                                        
                                                
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If, as George Lakoff says, we view politics through the 
metaphor of family, then Mother's Day is a good time to ask the 
question: Where's Mom in this picture? What are all those dirty socks 
and pizza boxes doing in the living room? (Seriously: it looks like a 
frat house in here.) Who's been drinking the beer I hid in the basement 
fridge?
And, sweet mother of God: how did we end up letting the 16-year-old boys take over the entire household?
Make no mistake: all this Ayn Rand libertarian me-first-and-the-rest-of-you-
go-to-hell stuff -- the there's-no-government-like-no-
government
 theology that's now being piously intoned as Holy Received Truth by 
everybody, male and female, in the GOP -- is, very precisely, the kind 
of politics you'd come up with if you were a 16-year-old boy trying to 
explain away his dependence on Mom.
Parents? I don't have any parents. I raised myself, on roots and 
berries and small vermin I dug up in vacant lots. That lady hanging 
around, feeding me and nagging me and picking up my socks and driving me
 to practice? She's just the nanny state. That bitch. I hate her.
Society? There's no such thing as society. There's only what I want 
right now, which is the ultimate good in my universe. And what I want 
right now is more time on the XBox, pizza money, and the keys to the 
family car.
The future? If I pursue everything I want now, then the future will 
magically take care of its self. Dinner will appear. So will clean socks
 and the next-gen XBox.
Obligations? I am God's gift to the world. I don't owe it anything. 
In fact: it owes me -- just for being so magnificent, cute and special. 
(Even my mom thinks so.)
On behalf of America's mothers, let me say: I have had enough of 
this. I don't care how cute they are: it's high time these so-called 
"libertarian" freeloaders get off the couch, stand up, and show some 
respect to the rest of us who've done the hard work that makes their 
cushy lives possible.
You know what I want for Mother's Day? I want these so-called "self-made men" to grow up and get a life.
No More "Nanny State" -- Ever
Also: I'm putting them on notice: I don't ever want to hear one more word about the "nanny state." Not one. Not ever again.
First of all : It's ugly. It just reeks of that 16-year-old boy being
 told to clean up his mess. The big sigh. The dramatic eye-roll. The 
drawn-out, agonized, "yyezzzz, mommmm..." that lets you know you're 
about to spend the rest of the evening in a passive-aggressive battle 
during which your teenager will generate enough inertia to bring the 
rotation of this and several neighboring galaxies to a dead stop.
The "nanny state" is making you do the dishes, and then it wants you 
to clean out the garage. You poor persecuted darling. Go dial 
1-976-WAAAAAH.
Second of all: It's sexist as hell. Anti-feminist at its very core. 
It says that the concerns that we most identify with mothers -- cleaning
 up your crap, minding your manners, not annoying other people, taking 
responsibility for your actions -- are intrusive and unwarranted 
infringements on your essential freedom, instead of the basic adult 
responsibilities that are required of everybody if society is going to 
remain free and functional.
It says that the power and authority by which mothers -- "nannies," 
in this construction -- set the rules within the family is illegitimate.
 It belittles women who are bossy enough to insist on adult behavior 
from men.
It suggests that the things women are stereotypically most bossy 
about -- politically, this would be issues like child welfare and 
education (looking after your little brother), the environment 
(housework), and peace and social justice (playing fair and being nice) 
are beneath the attention and dignity of men. You can almost hear John 
Wayne: "Don't you worry about what your Mom says, boys. Dad's here, and 
he'll set her straight. (Big fat wink. Deep chuckle.) You go right on 
ahead with what you were doing."
(Of course, when the Duke said stuff like this, the result was 
usually a shrieking, hair-pulling fight with Maureen O'Hara, which 
always ended with her turned triumphantly over his knee. And then, after
 a good, sound spanking that put the little lady firmly back in her 
place, he'd wrestle her tiny hands away so she couldn't slap him, and 
kiss her until she stopped struggling. And she'd love every minute of 
it, because in this deranged view of gender relationships, that kind of 
manhandling is just what all pissy women are really secretly asking 
for.)
It implies that Real Americans are honor-bound to resist any and all 
exercise of female bossiness in the sacred name of preserving their 
almighty "freedom."
And then, as the final insult, it identifies all government action 
with that exaggerated feminine weakness. Corporations: the domains of 
independent, active men who are busy creating a better world for 
themselves -- and therefore, automatically, for everybody else as well. 
Government: the domain of dependent, passive women who are fussing about
 everybody's business, insisting that they clean up their stuff, eat 
right, play nice, and get to bed at a decent hour.
Government, like Mom, is a real buzz-killer. And also powerless. You 
can safely ignore her. After all: all she can do is yell at you, ground 
you, and dock your allowance. And Dad (or, in the case of government, 
his lawyers and lobbyists) is the truly sane and powerful one around 
here, and can be counted on to set her straight when he gets home.
How to Tell the Men From the Boys
Conservatives completely fetishize masculinity. They idolize sports 
heroes, warriors and the Manly Jesus of modern evangelicalism. They 
eagerly seek the trappings that will buttress their sense of maleness in
 their own minds -- guns, big trucks, enough money and power to push 
other people around. The further right you go, the more exaggerated this
 focus on hypermasculinity becomes.
Psychiatrist Stephen Ducat explained this phenomenon at long length in his book, 
The Wimp Factor.
 Ducat's research shows that right-wing men are so obsessed with the 
external trappings of maleness precisely because they've failed to 
develop the inner qualities and accept the obligations that are required
 of actual adult men. It's all show, with nothing solid on the inside to
 back it up. And the more fragile their masculinity feels to them, the 
more exaggerated the outer display they put on is.
Given the insecurity that lies at the heart of this sad compensation,
 it's especially ironic that they've got the whole country buffaloed 
into thinking this is appropriate adult behavior. We've ended up with a 
culture of maleness that emphasizes the objectification and degredation 
of women, a lack of male accountability for anything that happens in the
 culture, and a definition of masculinity that's all about empty shows 
of dubious might -- like peacocks preening on parade.
For the record: This is a comic-book stereotype of manhood as it's 
imagined by little boys. But it's not the real deal -- not even close.
The essential difference that separates the men and the boys is that 
men understand and accept that they have an obligation to the greater 
good, and are willing to unflinchingly step up to that responsibility. 
They commit to their families. They work to improve their homes and 
communities, so they're safe and nurturing places for everyone to be. 
They take the long view as they plan for their kids' future. They look 
out for people around them who are weaker than they are. And they 
respect and cherish the co-parents of their children as their equal 
partners in that effort.
Adult men do not resent being asked to contribute to the collective 
whole. They know that their actions have consequences, and that they are
 responsible for the impact of those consequences on the greater good of
 the community.
As a veteran mom, I understand that it's totally developmentally 
appropriate for a teenage boy to desperately struggle to separate from 
his female parent as he begins to find his way toward his adult male 
identity. But at some point, that oppositional process is supposed to 
come to an end -- usually in the early- to mid-20s, with a 
reconciliation and renewed acceptance of Mom as a useful guide in his 
life. And, if he's straight, there will be a mature acceptance of his 
obligations to a female partner and their children as well.
A 50-year-old CEO who's still whining because Big Bad Government is 
asking him to clean up his shit, look after his little brother, and not 
act like a psychopath in public is flat-out suffering from arrested 
emotional and social development. He's not a grown man, despite his 
thousands of employees and millions in salary. He's still that teenager,
 hating on Mom because she dared to remind him that he's still deeply 
dependent on the resources of provided by his larger family. And as a 
mother, I'd invite other moms to join me in calling out this immaturity 
for what it is, wherever we see it.
What I really want for Mother's Day is for America's Lost Boys -- the
 libertarian Peter Pans, the free-market feral children, the neo-liberal
 ramblin' men -- to stop pretending that they're something special and 
uniquely free because they've managed to disassociate themselves from 
women's care and women's concerns.
I want respect for the role mothers play -- both in our personal 
families, and in our national one. I want some recognition of the fact 
that the issues that are typically dismissed by the masculine fetishists
 as "women's issues" or "nanny-state meddling" are, in fact, the issues 
that the future of our country most depends on. And I want the common 
wealth and the common good -- the health and wealth of our national 
family -- to get the same kind of loving respect that all mothers are 
entitled to.
Flowers and chocolate and a nice brunch are appreciated, too. But 
they're a meaningless insult -- a sop to authority we don't have, and 
aren't seen as entitled to -- long as we let the 16-year-olds run the 
household the other 364 days out of the year.
Sara Robinson, MS, APF is a social futurist and the editor of AlterNet's Vision page. Follow her on 
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